VIDEO: SNOW EMERGENCY CRISIS

More than a foot of snow has fallen here in the hills of western Maryland -- a desperate crisis!

Despite the treacherous conditions, however, I remain committed to reporting on this desperate crisis:

Courageous young volunteers brave the elements, toiling tirelessly to assist in this desperate crisis:

Small children are suffering in this desperate crisis:

Won't you please give generously to the Western Maryland Snow Emergency Crisis Fund?

UPDATE: Despite the desperate crisis, we are encouraged by Dan Collins' heartwarming holiday classic, "Harry Reid and the $3 Trillion Monstrosity That F**ked Christmas."

UPDATE II: "Kill 'Em All, Let Gaia Sort It Out."

(UNNECESSARY DISCLAIMER: The Western Maryland Snow Emergency Crisis Fund is neither non-profit, charitable nor educational, and contributions are not tax-exempt. Any resemblance between the Western Maryland Snow Emergency Crisis Fund and a so-called PayPal "tip jar" is purely coincidental.)