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Another Friday has rolled around, and we are running with this week's theme of beaches and fishing.
So let's get straight into it with this old favorite TV ad of ours from John West. Unfortunately the quality is not the greatest, but the content and story are superb.
Here is another great John West ad that we found on You Tube.
Fishy Jokes - Part 1
Where do shellfish go to borrow money ?
- To the prawn broker !
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
- The Codfather !
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?
- He prawned everything !
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
- He got lockjaw !
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ?
- As far away as possible !
What did the sardine call the submarine ?
- A can of people !
What's the difference between a fish and a piano ?
- You can't tuna fish !
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?
- Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave the key outside !
What's the coldest fish in the sea ?
- A blue whale !
Which fish can perform operations ?
- A Sturgeon !
Now here at Passy World we have never seen a "Sturgeon" fish, but apparently they can get pretty damn big:
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All right then, let's take a look at another video of funny fishing experiences that happen if you fall asleep by the shoreline.
And if you thought that one was a bit out there, then this one is so far out it's from another galaxy!
Here is a funny photo that we found on the net by Googling on "Funny Fish" (brilliant hey!).
When someone said to these guys to grab a pole and go fishing, something was perhaps taken a bit too literally in the translation?
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Fishy Jokes - Part 2
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?
- On squid row !
What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
- Fsh !
How do fish go into business ?
- They start on a small scale !
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
- A hermit crab !
What fish only swims at night ?
- A starfish !
Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
- Angelfish !
Now it is a bit of a long running debate as to whether girlfriends and fishing could ever make a great combination.
Not meaning to be sexist or anything, but let's face a bit of statistical reality folks: Generally guys go fishing without their better halves.
There are several very good reasons for this, as per the following video clip:
And while we're looking at how romance fits into the whole fishing and beer drinking loves of a typical man's life, let's check out this little fishing adventure:
Now here's a guy who's really in love with his latest big catch!
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Some guys have such a love of fishing, that it's hard to tell what they love more:
The fishing or Their Loved One.
Fishy Jokes - Part 3
What kind of money do fishermen make ?
- Net profits !
What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream ?
- Jellyfish !
To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
- The loan shark !
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?
- Some Squidnappers !
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ?
- I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand !
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?
- A flat fish !
What would a Friday Funny be without a bit of music, and so here is is:
Bob the Builder with that old fave: "Big Fish Little Fish".
Okay folks, Big Passy hasn't hooked any gigantic fish lately, but he's definitely hooked on fishing and working on it.
Enjoy,
Big Passy Wasabi
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